Here are a few things I discovered on my 36 hour drive from Alabama to my new home in Reno/Tahoe, NV. I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I learned discovering it. So, here goes:
1. I'm certain that my home in heaven will be full of
beautiful rolling hills, countryside as far as the eye can see, cattle roaming,
cowboys, Chevy trucks, & cowboy boots...with unlimited brownies &
frozen yogurt.
2. Everyone (that's you!) should take a road trip across the
US. Load your car & go. Why are you still reading this? GO!
3. Texas is serious about their speed limit & that the
"left lane is for passing only."
4. I'm inventing a driver's seat lavatory for cars. You're
welcome.
5. It's allllll fun & games using an iPhone GPS until you
lose all phone & Internet connection. #deliverance
6. Get gas. Lots of gas. When you think you have enough, get
more. There's no one to help you in the middle of a desert when your gas light
comes on.
7. Confusing "volume +" for "cruise speed
+" on your steering wheel controls so you can break it down to the amazing
song you're listening to will get your followed by state troopers. That is
plural.
8. Pack toilet paper & have it readily available. Refer
to #6 about sparse gas stations & get comfortable with your own kind of
"road side service" if you know what I mean.
9. Thank you, Jesus, for cruise control. Those of you
who keep pulling out in front of those of us using it might meet Him a little
sooner than expected.
10. Refer to 4, 6, & 8. Mainly 8.
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